Just found out that I will be starting July 1st in the...wait for it...
EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT! (dramatic, scary music plays as audience gasps and shrieks in horror)
Stay away from the hospitals, people, stay away.
Nothing like starting out in the level 1 trauma center for half your state and portions of bordering states, in July, when the amalgam of drink, warm nights, and fireworks will work itself into a frenzy.